The BBC report about a complaint made to Wakefield council about a fish and chip shop. The complaint was about the smell.
What was this smell, you might ask. Was it gone off food? Something worse, like a corpse? No, the complaint was that the fish and chip shop smelt of fish and chips. And Wakefield council actually investigated it. I’m glad I don’t live in Wakefield, the council don’t seem to take much care with what they spend the council tax on!